Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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