i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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