I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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