yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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