It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
