Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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