consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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