420 ftw
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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