only if we run a train.
done.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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