Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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