Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
whose ass print is on the piano?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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