i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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