Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
