Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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