We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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