You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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