So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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