I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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