So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The air was thick with penises
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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