talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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