Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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