Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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