As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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