He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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