Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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