i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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