omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Someone signed my nipple.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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