I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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