my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize