Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
