my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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