"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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