He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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