I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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