Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back