i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.