I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care