I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
false alarm. still invincible.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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