Yo dont text me then not text me
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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