Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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