All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish you could order shots online.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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