He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Pooping to opera.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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