she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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