She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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