I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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