Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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