Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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