Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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