The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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