we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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