I think I am morally bankrupt
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
