So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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