that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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