went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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