And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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