I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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