Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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